This picture is on College Humor and is easily the most magnificent thing I have ever seen. Enjoy. -Juice
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I've always said a male Lion on the back of a Cape Buffalo would be the most devastating combo ever, but I'd at least give these things a chance against it...
Eric "Juice" Johnson is famous in parts of Minnesota for being one of the few people of driving age to ever get in a fight during a whiffle ball game. Stories of him rolling around in the dirt holding another guy are repeated like folklore. Juice grew up as a Twins fan and has hilarious anecdotes about his favorite player, Kirby Puckett, and the potential letters you can replace the P with. (Auckett, Buckett, Cuckett...and so on). His lifelong crusade includes taking part in a joyful dog pile and champagne shower. And no, this champagne shower does not mean Juice was part of the "winning team". Maybe he woke up for class on time, finished a book or took a real shower. Any of these are occasion for a dog pile and champagne shower. If only more people shared his passion. In his life very few things have made Juice happy and these include sports (both watching and playing), his dog and The Kicker.
Kyle "The Kicker" Hoffman has spent his life battling two debalitating diseases: being both left handed and a soccer fan. After spending years on whatever they call the pansy version of the gridiron, playing the fake version of football, he finally manned up to a real sport as a senior in college. (At least as much as a kicker playing for a first-year football program in the lowest Division III competition in Northern Minnesota can.) While there, he prided himself on being the fattest kicker this side of Sebastian Janikowski and watching his wounded duck kicks attempt to flap their way through the uprights. Thus, "The Kicker" was born. His greatest accomplishments to date include shattering the spirits of a small boy selling frozen custard at a Kansas City Royals game, and crushing the hopes and dreams of countless other small children while working at the Boys and Girls Club.
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I've always said a male Lion on the back of a Cape Buffalo would be the most devastating combo ever, but I'd at least give these things a chance against it...
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