Random Thoughts...

...If you are a high profile athlete and like hitting the bong, don't let people take pictures of you doing so. This is basic Facebook knowledge. The average idiot knows not to put that picture of himself doing a beer bong while tea-bagging his friend on Facebook; so why can't athletes understand this concept? (Juice)

...Gas prices keep going up. The price of oil keeps going down. How is this not addressed daily in the media, but there are 40 articles on Michael Phelps being a stoner? (The Kicker)

...Nothing should ever start before 10 am. This includes, but is not limited to, both work and school. 8 am is just too damn early. Morning people do not exist. Anybody who acts perky in the morning deserves to be punched in the face. Just stop. Seriously. You're annoying. (Juice)

...February is without a doubt the worst month of the year. There are no real holidays, it is still cold outside, and there are no sporting events worth watching after the Super Bowl. (Juice)

...The best thing about the internet is that you can look at any team's roster and find guys you thought were out of the league and look at how little they play. Thank you Al Gore for inventing the internet. (The Kicker)

...If there are two athletes that have the same name (i.e. Adrian Peterson (Vikings) and Adrian Peterson (Bears)) the less talented of the two should be forced to change his name. It would just be easier for everybody. (Juice)

...Sports books are amazing. There is so many of them that it is hard to keep up with the "best" ones, but I just read one called Minnesota Basketball and it was awesome. (The Kicker)

...I found out today that people from England can’t give blood in the U.S. Why you ask? Because they had mad cow disease six years ago. I believe mad cow existed in the States...so no one can give blood? (The Kicker)

...Espn.com had a poll asking how many years you would want your favorite team to sign Manny Ramirez for. The majority of people said they don't want Manny Ramirez on their team. Really? You couldn't hypothetically use the 35 home runs and 100 rbi? Seriously? I mean, my god, the Red Sox must have the best propaganda machine since the Nazis. (Juice)

...ESPN had another poll asking if you have ever passed up sex to watch a game. How would that play out? "Hey hunny, if you don't watch the game today I will sleep with you." With the response of "Yeah, sounds great, let me just turn off the triple overtime Super bowl and I'll meet you in the bedroom." Like honestly, that doesn't happen. You couldn't possibly watch most of the game and have sex because all sexual things last the same length as whatever game is on? ESPN, you disappoint me. (The Kicker)