Random Thoughts...

...If Joe Flacco throws two back-breaking interceptions, and nobody is watching, does it ever really happen?

...If you're playing Streak for the Cash on ESPN don't run your mouth about how there is no way Sacramento and Golden State will score more than 224 points combined. They'll end up going into triple OT and scoring 268.

...Streak for the cash may be the greatest invention ever, though.

...If Edward Norton and Will Smith are such good actors, why do they make such bad movies?

...If the temperature is -30 where I live, and it's 80 in Los Angeles, why am I still here?

...If the Super Bowl ends up being Arizona vs. Baltimore, what are the odds more people get up to pee during the game, rather than the commercials?

...If you are a professional athlete don't hire an ex-con to be your limo driver.

...Does the NFL really have parity or is everybody just equally bad?

...If you were ever being held hostage, would it be more comforting if someone called the police or Kiefer Sutherland?

...Is it possible to be a bigger tool than the guys in the World Series of Beer Pong?

...Yes. You could be Rick Reilly.

-Juice